Honey, the toilet’s broke!
Awe, shit! What are we gonna do now?
Don’t ask me. You best head down to Home Depot and buy me a
new one – one of those new low-use water getups - that’s a pretty color. I
don’t know maybe I want a maroon toilet, or an orange one. But you better
hurry, because when I gots to go, I gots to go.
Awright, awright! I’m on my way.
After Al left, Joella looked at the old white toilet and she
had a flash of brilliance. She needed a nice big pot to plant her marigolds in.
Wouldn’t that toilet bowl just look perfect in the garden?
She couldn’t wait until Al came home, so she could share her
outdoor design idea with him.
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