Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Authors Chair 7-14-16

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Teaching is the oldest profession

By Grace-damn-the-torpedoes-Valentine

Being an employee is not always synonymous with being a teacher.    Schooling and education are also potentially asynonymous, tho we often use these terms interchangeably as well.  John Taylor Gatto’s writings, while controversial are written from the teacher’s view, the goal of their work is to teach rather than to school.  In a few words, what Gatto said was that education means to address intellectual and cognitive needs, and to refrain from social engineering. That is what schooling is.  That’s what employees do.

The reason I said I was never meant to be a teacher was because I had confused the distinction between education and schooling.  I had to remember, really dig to find the way off of that hook.

I’m not saying that there are no teachers employed in schools.  There are some who manage to get thru.  The Haberman Institute was a prof. dev. darling for a while, their claim: teachers can hide and get past the social engineers.  They had a profile, and a quiz and some other stuff you could buy to learn how.  Not kidding.  The profile was a multiple choice instrument written with double blinds, the kind of thing that slays people who read thru the aguilar campus rather than the prefrontal cortex, (neuro-atypicals for short) so when my “administrator/evaluator/coach” saw my results she inferred I was bipolar. Dr.Nadia Webb has a word or two for her, well she and a few other experts actually have a whole book for that coach to read. Ha. As if.

Social engineering agenda are most effective when targeting the belly of the bell curve, and schooling as its handmaiden, is equally limited.  The outliers on either end simply cannot be schooled by employees.  For these students, only teachers will do.  But the bell curve is not carved in stone.  It’s just a statistic and it represents a highly fluctuant entity, human culture as measured by cognitive performances.  Whether you think it’s the Indigo children or the mercury in the vaccines or permissive parents or the black spiders in space, people tend to agree, people nowadays are very different.  Very.  What was counter-culture once is mainstream now.  The belly is on a diet, and it’s shrinking.  Normal is the tiny waist on the Barbie doll, and, well, you get the picture.

Yeah, so here, I’ll fix that hook from my why I teach essay.  Teachers who are employed by schools are super-undercover agents, partisans fighting underground for intellectual liberty.  Their numbers sometimes dwindle, but as my mentor reminds me, teaching is the oldest profession.  Like cockroaches and Keith Richards, we will be around long after the engineers have rounded that last bend in the arc of justice promised by the prophets.




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